I have decided I am going to be completely honest with everyone from now on. No more lies, no more pretence. When I meet people I don’t like, I’m going to punch them in the face straight away. When someone asks me a stupid question, I’m not going to answer politely any more, I’m just [...]
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The Truth Hurts
Posted on 30 April 2012. Tags: comedy, Eamonn Sadler, honesty, lies, The Truth Hurts
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To my Expatriate Friends who always Complain (Including me!)
November 15, 2011
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I love Indonesia
November 25, 2011
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Simon L.
February 17, 2012
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Legal Realities of Indonesian Expatriates – Land Ownership
July 16, 2012
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Tintin in Indonesia
January 28, 2013
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Education Degeneration
May 20, 2013
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Crooks in Uniform
May 20, 2013
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Use your Mum’s smartphone to do your Homework
May 20, 2013
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A Language Education Mess
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Jacob Vredenbregt
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